Vending machines for Hot Food

Vending machines for Beer

Toilet Instructions

Subway Pushers

(note armbands)

Blonde Japanese Cowgirls

(the latest trend)

Small Cars

Small Gas Stations

Small Delivery Vehicles

Car Elevators

for Street Parking!

Curry Flavoured Donuts

(and bean flavoured ice-cream!)

Love Hotels

(hidden entrance, no-see-you check in, available in a variety of themes, well stocked, rented for 3 hours during the day but gets no use at nite so you can stay from 10pm-10am for cheap!)

Pachinko

(a noisy & mindless game favoured by business men)

Kids asking for our autographs

Tokyo

has no street names (everyone uses maps with landmarks on them)

Thirty people lined up for the standing side of the escalator because they wouldn't think of standing on the walking side.

No garbage cans (since no one eats/drinks while they walk)

No one speaks English (even though your friend is over their teaching it!)

No one takes credit cards (even for $300 worth of train tickets!)

Squirty toilets (much better than the toilet paper method)

Women who put on a kimono, paint their faces white & pour your drinks with a mastering of japanese etiquite earn $100/nite (geishas)

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